Hello current and future experimental subjects! We have one (1) additional Cattle Prod for sale for 30D, payable to Julien and delivered to you in time for Calibration before next season. Calibrate with a melee weapon. When supplied with a single electricity, for the rest of the festival you can crank for 5 minutes to produce Lightning Strike augments! Electricity is available from M. Marinus Repairs and Upgrades Laboratories at extremely competitive rates.
By purchasing this item you may incidentally volunteer to be part of the anti-Julien Jr experimental combat team. Our lab manager told me I have to say something about waivers but I can’t remember what and it didn’t seem important.
Will you also have electricity for sale for the Summer festival in order to charge these devices? And if not, do you know of anyone else who might be selling electricity?
We’ll definitely have enough electricity for sale to cover all these devices.
What’s the going rate for 1 unit of electricity? Or are you including that in the price of the item for the first festival?
We can currently sell electricity from our own reserve for 15, or you can bring your own Capacitance Oil plus a token fee to support battery construction. The devices are rather labor-intensive to produce, so we can’t include the first electricity at that rate.
Vengeance is worth 30d to me. Also I can zap a thing.
Incidentally, do the devices wear out after a number of uses, or can I bring this back festival to festival until I defeat the creature?
This is permanent. While calibrated, one electricity grants one festival of crank -> Lightning Strike augment, and no harm done if it can’t be powered.
Additionally, I believe that someone is coordinating handing them out so that they can be calibrated to our use in time for the summer festival.
NO YOU FOOLS RUN AWAY AND SAVE YOURSELVES BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE
Ravil, which part should we be running away from?
I assume the shocking bit.
We hope to soon integrate our new electronic technologies with prosthetics, allowing a wide range of opportunities for the differently-limbed
THE WAIVERS, RUN AWAY FROM THE WAIVERS
ELECTRICITY CAN ONLY HURT YOU ONCE
This is the frontier. I moved here to get away from things like waivers and proper lab safety!