- It is proper procedure for the kidnappee to negotiate the ransom paid to the kidnapper
- Full fathom five, our Captain lies; his bones are Coral made.
- Gambling is an expensive habit. Never trust the dealer.
- Lilywhite got ahold of a divers suit, and is hosting a party with the spirits that died in the ship explosion.
- Last festival there was a Tiyagan patrol near town the evening of the second.
- The ship disappeared from my painting, I thought I saw it in the harbor.
- Be careful buying drugs off Auntie. She cuts them with perfume to make the product go further.
- The snakes on the boat into port were all engineers affected by experiments gone awry.
- Anna can provide the most soothing of surgeries and offer the most stirring of Fourfold prayers. Which will you need this festival?
- Rhett Locklan was conspicuously absent when the Seamstress killed the Verdant Envoy.
- James Andra is far wealthier than anticipated. Winnings from gambling on fights, perhaps?
- All rumors are false
- The McHenry letter is fake.
- Damienne keeps rescuing pets from trees, maybe the Town Council should give her a position.
- The Glorious Choir started as a touring Acapella band but then things got out of hand
- The Marinus twins are currently in possession of some stolen high-grade military tech. How they acquired it, I shouldn’t say.
- Prudence will show you a secret if you ask nicely.
- Stev passed away this winter and their body is currently being puppeted by sentient bees.
- Rhett Locklan’s family actually invented chicken noodle soup, but the royalties were stolen from them by a powerful man.
- Boxing is set to replace Pitball as the national sport.
- Clarity tried to drown Countess Eggy in tea. Expect something interesting to eat at this next socialite gathering.
- Professor Killganon claims there is a fatal flaw in the Marinus Artificial Heart. Is it worth the risk?
- Mind your manners, lest you be Drowned.
- Tiyago will overrun us at any time.
- It seems that the Marinii have been missing recently. On the run from the law, perhaps?
- Someone’s been looking for Cleary. A potential suitor? A forsaken family member?
- Have you tried cooking the tree roots?
- It’s lucky to give little gifts to people you fancy.
- Sibella and Damienne adopted several new and interesting creatures while on honeymoon. The creatures have been described as “adorable.”
- Scrap scrap scrap scrap scrap scrap scrap.
- Pieces of Montgomery still roam Port Katherine. Some of them may be masquerading as regulation meat.
- Cleary has many secret admirers. If only they’d be brave and tell her!
- Sibella tried to sell me hot peppers the other day, what other damaging items is she trying to quickly get rid of?
- The new Queen and her consort don’t seem to have a taste for Ornelle tea.
- Beware the Tiyagan gun jugglers.
- Stev’s a bee in your cap for Town Council!
- Damienne’s social status has been on a steady incline recently. Do we have a new town favourite? Best to get yourself into her good graces while you still can.
- The Town Council will soon be selling licenses to kill in the hopes that legalizing some murder will cut down on the overall amount of murder
- Steadfast seems to have mysteriously disappeared…
- Radumil is jealous of your symmetrical ears, be careful if they put you under.
- Silas Amira got his soul back from that cursed teapot, but the feelings of emptiness remain. Will he ever satisfy that terrible thirst?
- I’ve heard that, in light of Montgomry’s death, the Lenadora family is sending a representative.
- Who amongst the ORTC has a soul which remains intact? For they shall be the last one standing.
- This election all votes will be decided via meat game with a different hat for each person running for office
- The Marinii twins aren’t around this festival because they’re visiting their secret third twin who lives in Tiyago
- Rhett has Monty’s list, and has decided some extra organs sounds nice.
- Scrap scrap scrap scrap scrap scrap scrap.
- Could the town run without TĂ©a? Vote today for a Surgeon on Town Council!
- Interpretive dance battles are a war crime
- Pleasant will pay handsomely for dirt on Isaac.
- Bad breath? Try eating your own soul. Minty fresh.
- I found out what’s in Rhett’s locket. It’s a picture of McHenry.
- Annaliese fired Lily Ferris over a gross dereliction of duty.
- Attacking the Summer Spearpoint lowers the temperature outdoors
- Lilywhite is looking rather eligible…
- A man once said, one day I’ll be able to solve all my problems with either my gun or booze. That man might have been Bishop.
- Lilywhite should watch the handle instead of the blade.
- Where’s Francis?
- Professor Kilgannon is a made-up character, and the letters are written by someone in town.
- The Navy is deserting Port Katherine.
- Tiyagan magic is invisible to normal sight, but peer through a button-hole and you’ll see its sinister twinkle.
- Silas left Chepstone after getting caught shaving profanities into herds of goats.
- Port Katherine has more alike with Tiyago than Kithira.
- No land lost! No woman left behind!
- The Farmer’s Society has been researching a new way to pollinate plants, because someone’s been killing all the bees.
- In the misty mornings, I swear I can see someone dancing on the aether.
- Vaast tried so hard to get out of prosecuting Monty because Vaast is secretly a mage.
- Queen Katherine is still alive.
- Some of my rope went missing recently, have you seen any lying about?
- Prudence has become a lawyer as a side effect from gaining Isaac’s life force
- Admiral McHenry did not invent chicken noodle soup, chicken noodle soup invented Admiral McHenry
- Issac has purchased a wig and is planning on acting out the part of his client in the upcoming trial.
- Life’s been giving out a lot of lemons, lately. And limes, too. Is Life worried the locals might have scurvy?
- You should drink more charcoal.
- Sibella tells secrets on walks in the woods.
- ZED is planning a run for a seat on the Town Council.
- When life gives you eggs, make an omelet.
- The Silberholtz- Alizé wedding was almost called off because Vaast was propositioned by a fellow representative.
- Silas stole an entire hive of bees from Stev when they were younger. To this day he has not told anyone what he did with it.
- What sings? In the Depths within the woods. Keep an alert eye, lest it drag you under.
- The Farmer’s Society has been researching a new way to pollinate plants, because someone’s been killing all the bees.
- Sibella is much more dangerous than she seems and that is a compliment.
- The trees whisper amongst themselves. They like your style.
- The Heart of the Forest may be closer than you think
- The Hive want to become one with their bees. This is not a good thing.
- James is covering for someone else.
- Avy’s pet rat secretly controls Rhett via his hair whenever he cooks.
- An altercation was overheard in Marinus Labs. Details are scarce, but it’s agreed that someone shouted “DO NOT LICK THE AETHER!”
- Maybe the Seamstress should attend a Squidology event? They seem like such nice people.
- Silas has been obstructing the Navy’s efforts to recover the extrusion mold.
- McHenry actually invented his famous soup to impress Sibella.
- There’s a draft in the hospital, someone should get that checked out.
- A new pirate captain has been elected
- Need acorns or time with Eldrich? Talk to Francis, she’s your gal.
- If you’ve had good luck lately, you have Demyan to thank.
- Scrap was quite hard to find between festivals, I wonder what person is taking up so much of her time!
- Inside of Z.E.D.'s egg is another egg. Inside of that egg is another Z.E.D.
- Silas has been obstructing the Navy’s efforts to recover the extrusion mold.
- Steinmann is Queen Anne’s heir; he was missing last Festival to attend the wedding.
- Lilywhite once crashed a noble’s birthday party, convinced everyone it was his birthday, and stole several gifts before leaving.
- A chicken noodle soup elemental destroyed large swaths of Eleutheria during Chicken Noodle Soup Festival organized by the Crown.
- Someone at Port Katherine discovered a way to produce artificial aetherwhale blubber, but the PKRC shut the project down. Why?
- Fashion is actually an elaborate ruse to sell more noodles
- It is possible that Lily Ferris’ sermons aren’t strictly orthodox
- Ask Byrgen if he’s seen your hat.
- Zhany was seen in the graveyard late at night.
- I heard painted rocks are going to be fashionable soon.
- There is a shipwreck graveyard surrounding the island, the wrecks there are impossibly old.
- McHenry wants to do everything he can for Port Katherine, and so he will be traveling to the colony to oversee an upcoming lieutenant’s exam.
- Damienne’s social status has been on a steady incline recently. Do we have a new town favourite? Best to get yourself into her good graces while you still can.
- Petra is on the lookout for new components. Who knows what they’re for?
- The one who looks and speaks like you, but shifts beneath their skin; the fit not right, the seams too tight, they’ll fight until they win. Prepare yourself, to fight yourself, as the puppet dance begins.
- Pleasant makes really good scrambled eggs, I hear the secret is love.
- Petra deserves all the good coming their way.
- What does Melope need all that salt for, that it was worth gathering explosives? One wonders what she could be curing.
- Kleis has commissioned the Engineering Guild to build him the perfect suitor out of copper and arcanum
- Bertrand is the most dashing butler on island, literally and figuratively. The man is damn fast.
- All rumors are true
- Challenge a changeling to a staring contest. See your fears reflected in their eyes, but make sure not to blink first or else.
- Avy has poor depth perception. Or did they say death perception? Either way steer clear of those fire blasts.
- O’BRIAN RULES
- Prudence will show you a secret if you ask nicely.
- Propose with an egg and a song. Trust me.
- One for the tenner, two for the crown, three for the Spearpoint, and four will Drown.
- Have you met the new Alizé heir? No, I can’t remember his name either.
- Rosie Posie, sweet as pie, kissed the girls so they won’t cry.
- Petra deserves all the good coming their way.
- Rukiye has come to realize she misses Montgomery. Perhaps there was more there than we thought?
- Pacifism Bonds are treason.
- A good way to boost your income is by dressing like Auntie and getting Kleiss to pay you to stop
- Have you seen that queen bee in Stev’s hive? She’s got a tiny crown of teeth.
- Does Scrap know anything about the bombing of Drevnia?
- Isaac Everhart killed Montgomery to avoid ever having to lose a trial
- What’s Ravil hiding in that metal arm?
- Lilywhite should watch the handle instead of the blade.
- The PK Foxes are planning a showdown with literal foxes this summer.
- Using the Library as a focusing point for the human mind and spirit, Annaliese is trying to replace the Shadow changeling.
- Isaac Everhart is the paramore of port Katherine, the casanova of Kithira and the playboy of the pan aetherium.
- Someone’s been looking for Cleary. A potential suitor? A forsaken family member?
- It seems that the Marinii have been missing recently. On the run from the law, perhaps?
- It is incredibly fashionable to turn yourself into the police after committing a crime
- Admiral McHenry is actually Big Stanton in disguise. This is why they’ve never been seen together.
- Lilywhite isn’t actually all that great of a fighter. Most of his wins in battle are sheer luck.
- We’re doomed! Doomed!
- Tiyago is planning to use Port Katherine to open a large arcanum ice cream operation and they want the Marinii’s technology as a template.
- Damienne has been training Big Stanton to be a guard peloctopus.
- It’s lucky to give little gifts to people you fancy.
- Matthias has been spending lots of time amongst the sailors, maybe he’s decided to take up a life at sea?
- It’s good luck to laugh hysterically while skipping backwards.
- Has Francis been eating a lot of sweets lately? Her fingers seem a little sticky.
- Those close to Jules Alabaster trust him with their life.
- Ask Byrgen if he’s seen your hat.
- Since the Spring Changeling is dead Spring is now known as the Season Formerly Known As Spring
- Anna once revived a man with nothing but an oyster knife, some fishing twine and a piece of regulation meat.
- Someone left a giant egg in Clarity’s bed. Were they sending a message?
- A pile of venom vials is a highly affectionate gift
- Auntie’s parties are…to die for.
- The Surgeon’s Guild has assessed the military strategy of the auxiliary units and decided to offer bulk discounts on surgeries.
- FISH are Friends
- Lilywhite is looking rather eligible…
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