Your friendly local editor requesting any and all submissions for our Local Insert of the Herald. Port Love is always happy to help with your romantic advice needs and no opinion is too controversial for us to print. Help us out by sending us your flights, fancies, and fears to share with all those who also love the free press!
Respectfully yours,
Prosperity Brannon
[send to hannahrcohen1@gmail.com by Sunday June 5 at the latest]