Favorite Quotes/Moments - Winter 2018

Let’s hear them!

Brian

“What is more valuable that a soul?!”
. . .
“Two souls!”

And of course, calling down lightning from the sky to dissuade the spearpoint from burning down the tavern.

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Ok, Friday night, Cleary hasn’t admitted to being Amity’s secret admirer, and Amity is trying to ask about it, and Cleary is thinking about curing her curse.
Amity: “Just so you know, you don’t have to worry about not being my type.”
Cleary: “…well if I’m going to die, there’s no one I’d rather say my last words to than you.”
Amity: speechless
Cleary: drinks potion, falls to floor
Amity: tries to catch her “Diagnose?”
Cleary: “Critical”

Samantha and I keep laughing about how Cleary got so flustered she died. Peak timing.

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“It’s just off gassing!” - Julien, multiple times, in regards to the Will o’ Wisps.

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Tashif getting a good portion of the tavern drunk with that awesome “rum”. That just led to so many great shenanigans.

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Chorus of “burnin’ down the house” ensues

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“I’ll give you a dowry to take him.” Auntie

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Listening to that entire conversation, and the steadily increasing concern in Kleis’ voice, was wonderfully fun.

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Saturday Blackheart Fight; receiving tendering for the umpteenth time

“Oh, it’s James; 2 more tends and you get a free sandwich!”

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Lily mutely offers Arden a slug for purchase.
Arden: No. I am not an alchemist.
Lily points to the alchemist exam, then offers her slug.
Arden: I am not an alchemist. I am proctoring the exam.
Lily points to the word “alchemist”, then offers her slug.
Arden: I AM ONLY A PROCTOR. I DO NOT WANT YOUR SLUG.


This game absolutely floored me. So many good, high-emotion dramatic moments… but none of them are funny.

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“Do you consider us to be intruders on your land?”
Gardener: “Do you consider the sun to have risen in the morning?”
Spearpoint, Seamstress: [similarly poetic and thematic answers]
Raven: “Yes.”

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Looking up from tending Julien to see Blackheart leaning down over my shoulder with a knife to my throat.

I’ve never heard a Cleave call whispered before

Also, going on an honest-to-gods buried treasure hunt

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(And honestly, everything about the changelings speaking as one. That was freaking awesome, staff, well done.)

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Seriously, that was impressive as fuck

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Vik: See, look. I already learned from you. I wrote up an official contract for the deal!

Lars: This is a torn piece of paper. It starts off as a receipt, and ends vaguely like a contract.

Vik: But its got me covered at least!

Lars (exasperated/defeated): Neither of you signed this…

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WRENCH! FIGHT! WRENCH! FIGHT!

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The amputation mod with Lt. Graves and Seawoman Jones(?). The hand prop was incredible and gross and fantastic. got some great doctor roleplay in with Bethany, and then the tragic coup de grace of pulling a white bead and a gold bead for the result:

Bethany: (pulls a bead) “Ok, and now you, Leland?”
Leland: (Pulls a bead, it is gold): “Oh shit.”
Bethany and Leland make eye contact.
Leland, to the waiting patient: “I, uh, I think you’re going to be okay. But there is a risk of, uh, reinfection. If you see anything out of the ordinary please come find us. Immediately.”

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I know, right?

She whispered “I’m sorry, I’m doing this for your own good” to me before I got hit with Cleave. A+ menacing.

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Crunchy during final terrorist fight:
“Is that a spoon?? Wow, this town is terribly equipped if they can’t even get enough swords for people!”

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Blackheart was both abjectly terrifying, and surprisingly helpful:

“You shouldn’t advance so far from your allies - cleave - and watch your back better.”

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