Creating a topic to centralize these. 
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Ffion, Velenza, Stev, Lily, and Julien are at the clover discussing religion. Somehow the topic of the foxes comes up and moves on to how the Penitent Order bible references making people useful by changing their limbs into plows, spindles, and other machinations.
Lily declares “I could have scissor arms!” proceeds to run around pretending to have scissors for arms
Ffion and Julien say “It’s not just your arms, but your legs too”
Lily then pretends to run around with scissor arms and scissor legs (sort of like a raptor) and seems quite happy about it…too happy
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“We have a saying in the Winter Quarter: Snitches…get stitches”
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“So, Damienne, are you looking for a personal amount of lubricant, or industrial quantities?”
(While discussing whale blubber)
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Me & the orphan, at breakfast this morning:
“Andre! Take that cannon ball out of your mouth! Where did you get that, anyway?”
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I’ll just leave this here, too:
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Ravil fireballing Morrigan in a desperate bid to escape Prof. van Daalen. Fortunately, our professor brought her trusty Ravil Detector.
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While “stargazing” Saturday night (when it is entirely cloudy): “ah, the sky here reminds me of Drevnia”
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“Congradudolences”
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People get to the top of the hill, and I’m surrounded by 7 plague doctor bodies
“Augustus is everything ok?!”
“No. But they’re all dead now. So maybe?”
Drags unconscious person to be helped
“Augustus, you’re not supposed to be helping people! You’re supposed to be killing things!”
“Did Serelia get cursed again?”
“Is it a day that ends in Y?”
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I forget the first part of this conversation but…
Misha: That just sounds like it would be a list of the smart people in the colony
Ravil: Oh, I guess you’re right
Stev: Ravil, if you manage to put together a list of smart people in the colony I’d love to have it
Lilywhite: tears off a quarter-inch square of blank paper and hands it to Stev
Stev: y’know, fair.
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While preparing to enter the Library/Chamber/Hall of Memories, Bartleby is explains to us how he’s afraid he won’t be able to come with us because the air inside is very old and he’s already been breathing in a lot of it.
This is obviously because we’re on the 4th run, and Brian needs to change into a new outfit so he can play Seven
Julien: We understand! Your health is very very important to us.
I’m pretty sure I got Brian to crack a smile.
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“Will someone please bring me another drink? I want to be less sober. I need to go yell at an inquisitor in an hour, and I’m very stressed.”
A bit over an hour later:
“Annaliese, stop it. What are you, drunk or something?”
“YES!”
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Also Ffion, trying to stifle giggles. “I shouldn’t be laughing. This is heresy.”
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Klies steps up as the first in a dueling pair.
Gustav: “NOW, WHO WANTS TO SHOOT THIS MAN?”
Someone steps up and takes the gun.
Vaast approaches from a distance.
Vaast: “WAIT. I want to shoot him.”
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Drinking the birthday tequila that makes you recklessly brave for 10 min… 9min before the fight with Julien Jr.
About 1min into the fight “What am I doing?”
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A plague doctor is finishing surgery, supervised by angry players. Big Mike as Plague Doctor approaches.
Player (To Big Mike as Plague Doctor): What are you doing?
Big Mike (Happily): Observing, for the advancement of science!
Players: :Kill him:
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Isaac and Annaliese attempting to have a secret, non-romantic conversation as Vaast approaches and refuses to leave at Annaliese’s request.
Issac: “VAAST. There are some intimate details that a brother does not need to know.”
Vaast: hands in the air and retreating “UNDERSTOOD SAY NO MORE I’M GOING”
Isaac: mouths “I’m sorry” to Annaliese
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Oh god; I forgot about that. That was excellent. Way to make use of that gossip.
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The moment in the Alize v. Alize trial where the prosecuting Lawyer accused Scrap of progressively feeding her late wife Evangeline more and more sweets, to hasten her development of diabetes, where Isaac almost legitimately threw a “punch” packet at them.
(Apologies for moment spams, there were many good moments this weekend XD)
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