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The QUEEN’S KITHIRAN NAVY
offers a PATRIOTIC OPPORTUNITY to the CITIZENS of PORT KATHERINE
in order to IMPROVE SELF-DEFENSE ABILITY against the MANY NATURAL HAZARDS of our GREAT ISLAND—
—and to GRANT FINANCIAL SECURITY to the women of the NAVY, who of course have A GREAT DEAL OF FREE TIME now that their talents are NOT NEEDED FOR MILITARY USE in our state of PEACEFUL SURRENDER—
MARTIAL LESSONS of ALL TYPES offered! Efficacious SKILLS for soldiers, skirmishers, and combat-minded engineers and artificers! BRISK COMBAT PRACTICE for any and all citizens!
SUGGESTED DONATION 10Đ (or more if you are feeling particularly patriotic!) but ALL REASONABLE OFFERS ACCEPTED
Directly following MUSTER on the 2ND OF REMEMBRANCE (roughly HALF PAST THE TENTH BELL, circumstances allowing)